Havana Bob and Jason just want to offer completely non-sexual rides to those in need of aid, but some people have no respect for the sanctity of marriage. Ugh, the nerve.

Chess can be a dangerous game, especially when your opponent knows your every move and has a murderous streak. Play it safe, switch to solitaire.

In the short film “The Derelicts”, Jonathan Ward talks about creating an aesthetic and overall personality for his ’52 Chrysler Town and Country while retaining utility as a daily driver. Patina-heavy yet fully tricked out, the cars of his Derelict series are something to behold.

The President meets an 8th grader named Joey from Phoenix, AZ at the White House Science Fair and the two launch a marshmallow across the State Dining Room of the White House with Joey’s science project – an air cannon.

Out on parole after eight years in, Bill returns home to find his sons abandoned by their mother and fending for themselves. Unwilling to play Dad he is determined to move on but ultimately finds he quite likes the boys. Bill’s next steps show what sort of a Dad he wants to be – a good one or a free one.

I can’t decide if I like this video or hate it, but it is without a doubt, the strangest (and thankfully only) video I’ve ever seen dedicated to unicorn / dolphin love. Oh, and it also happens to be a “legit” commercial for a tattoo parlor in Arizona.

The French rockers formed their band around mutual love for Nirvana and all sounds 90s. Their fourth album, Pursuit dropped late last year.

Darth Maul was pretty excellent, but otherwise this was the beginning of a highly questionable trilogy. Hey – as of this weekend you can question it in 3D.

Are you ready for the UFC’s return to Japan? Check out this awesome preview video and tell us you didn’t get excited.

Here: blow your braincase for a minute with this bizarre-o grindcore clip from Japan’s Maruosa.