Superifical Friends vs. Domestic Servants

At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are having trouble with their domestic help. Namely, Nina is having trouble keeping up with scrubbing Lindsay's thongs and suctioning out her blood boogers, and Lohan is threatening to deport her, even though she's from El Paso, Texas. The Olsen Twins arrive from Dualstar, their LLC, who just finished the "Help Helper", a collar worn by the domestic servant to increase productivity, regardless of physical side effects. But, during the S***s' dinner of tic tacs, celery and Kleenex, their hired help revolts, led by Magda (Kirstie Ally's former maid) and Pool Boy (dressed as Batman sidekick Robin). Pool Boy's chlorine jug threatens Hilton's anal bleaching, and the off-color comedy of Full House's Bob Saget proves ineffective due to a language barrier. Lastly, Richie's attack puppies, Foxy Cleopatra, Mr. Shambles and 8-ball are no match for the help's turbo leaf-blower (and neither is Richie). Victorious, the domestic servants speed off in their stereotypical jalopy.

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.