No Boring Bits - Terry Chops the Cornetto

Here's the Ad I'm in - whoot! I can hardly believe my passion for the chop has taken me from cyberspace to prime time tellie.

Thanks to Cornetto for believing in me - see more nutty stuff at http://www.cornetto.com.au

In true chopping poet form I was so excited I penned this little ditty.

Two cones alike?
Common misconception trite.
Until on closer retrospect,
once delved into innards inspect.
Inspection reveals what cow
and squirrel perceive as true.
Real Dairy, More Nuts throughout,
and through, and through.
In the sphere of cones
atop the precipice it sits,
PROOF that Cornetto is
No Boring Bits!

Terry's Chop Shop

Ever since I was a boy I have had a burning desire to chop. Just give me my axe in my hand and an inanimate object on the block, and I'll see what's inside. Check out what's been getting chopped.