Your Call Could Not Be Connected

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Hello, Hello, Hello
you're breaking up,
I have to go.
It's time to terminate this call
my axe will fall; and
The number you have called
is either switched off,
or unavailable.

Terry's Chop Shop

Ever since I was a boy I have had a burning desire to chop. Just give me my axe in my hand and an inanimate object on the block, and I'll see what's inside. Check out what's been getting chopped.