Superficial Friends vs. Harry Knowles

At the Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are watching themselves on E!, when the broadcast is interrupted by aintitcoolnews.com's insanely fat Harry Knowles, who threatens to give Lohan's latest movie a negative review. Falling for his trap, the girls find themselves imprisoned in the plastic cage from X-Men, now Knowles' sex slaves. But, thanks to Richie's hypercorrosive bulimia, the s***s escape the prison and fight off Knowles' nerd army, much to his arousal. At last, when the Twins transform into Full House's Bob Saget, Knowles' recoils in agony, proclaiming "Saget ruins everything!"

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.