THE HEAVY SHOW: Love, A*s and Tequila

She may not have a shot at love with Tila Tequila, but THE HEAVY SHOW host Taryn Southern takes her shots at the biggest newsmakers in entertainment, including:

* Paris Hilton returns from her humanitarian trip to the Congo

* Candid snaps of Jennifer Love Hewitt's fat a*s, with a handy comparison to Kim Kardashian's a*s

* Lindsay Lohan's break-up with snowboarder Riley Giles

* Disney's "Enchanted" takes the top spot in the holiday box office

* In the "Celebritics" segment, Taryn Southern interviews Republican Presidental candidate and former "Law & Order" star Fred Thompson about actors running for president.

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The Heavy Show

THE HEAVY SHOW is a pop culture news and entertainment review, hosted by the vivacious Taryn Southern. Each week, The Heavy Show brings you spoofs, skits and hilarious coverage of the biggest names and stories in news and entertainment.