Superficial Friends vs. C*ck Blocker

Jackass's Steve-O, shirtless, is hosting the "White + Slutty Ball", where Lindsay Lohan wins the award for "Most Talented Vagina." At the after party at the Hall of Anorexia, Paris Hilton is about to perform mouth sex with Jake Gyllenhaal, when she is interrupted by "The C*ck Blocker", who also divulges to director Brett Ratner that Lohan's dad sends her masturbation videos from prison, and disgusts party goers by revealing that the Supersluts (also including Nicole Richie and Full House's Olsen Twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley) also gave Pauly Shore a "glass-bottom boat." It is learned that the girls get their superpowers by having meaningless sex, and they fear that the C*ck Blocker will return to their Caligula-themed party with the NBA's Miami Heat basketball team (starring Shaquille O'Neil).

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.