KFJC: The Utter Return of Jimmy Chow!

EPISODE 7: This episode of this anime-inspired series opens with exciting kung fu master Jimmy Chow having seemingly been slain by the giant purple mecha and the forces of the one-armed Joon Ri and the buxom arch-nemesis the Purple Lady, as Rainbow Ren, a young miniskirt wearing teen blogger, wrestles with her newfound lesbian tendencies. But, thanks to a diminutive electricity-wielding spirit in a purple PJ-bear outfit, Jimmy is revived - though bloodied - and exacts revenge from the deeply philosophical Shakespeare-quoting Purple Mecha. Upon breaching the robot's metal exoskeleton, he discovers the mecha is staffed entirely by the inept, bickering purple ninjas. Good help is hard to find these days.

Fast and mighty Kung Fu Jimmy Chow is a magnet for sexy fangirls. When he isn't working a low-paying mall job or laying Purple Ninjas to waste, Kung Fu Jimmy Chow uses his happy awesome power to track down the Purple Lady, his buxom nemesis, who killed Kung Fu Jimmy Chow's kung fu master, at the beginning of the thirteen-episode series. Kung Fu Jimmy Chow makes it his mission to avenge his kung fu master and put a stop to the evil machinations of the Purple Lady before she utterly kills him too.

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Exciting Kung Fu Master slices the Purple Ninjas, Biting Monkey with Awesome Happy Power!