Superficial Friends vs. God

Violating several traffic laws, the Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are speeding in the Brittle Bones-Mobile en route to the Gnarls Barkley show at Club Superficial. After accidentally engaging Paris' body oil shooter, the car skids out of control and the Supersluts die in the ensuing wreck. Mistaking Heaven for a Prince video and God for hip-hop legend and Tupac arch-enemy Biggie "Notorious B.I.G." Smalls, the girls are given a tour of the after-life, wondering aloud, after encountering Nirvana singer Kurt Cobain and TLC's Lisa "Left Eye" Lopes, where all the bars, clubs and discos are. As the Supersluts get increasingly belligerent, God calls upon a crew of archangels, including a Kermit the Frog-wielding Jim Henson, to keep the girls in line. The s***s turn them away, but God retaliates by giving them a 20-year time out. They awake in a hot tub, believing it was all a bad dream, only to soon realize they are in Hell, evinced by the fact that they are now married to a bikini-clad Rosie O'Donnell from The View.

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.