Superficial Friends vs. The Governator

At Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, and Space Monkey Seacrest) are drinking cosmopolitans in their hot tub, awaiting the verdict of the Paris Hilton trial, who was arrested for drinking and driving under the influence ... of her labia. Nicole explains that Paris was just doing Kegel exercises (to strenghten pelvic muscles) when it is revealed by MTV VJ Damien Fahey that the paparazzi is going to have a field day because Paris Hilton is going to jail. Unfortunately, Paris Hilton is being held captive by the Governator, california Governor and Kindergarten Cop star Arnold Schwarzenegger, in a underground dungeon, in a cube made entirely of personal lubricant, where even her superhumping superpowers are ineffective. The Superficial Friends arrive in the bulimia-o-copter to free Paris (thereby putting the B in BFF), only to realize it was a trap set by the Governator in a mad quest to fondle all five girls at once.

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.