BURLY SPORTS: Parker to the Hole ... DENIED!

Come on, feel the sports! BURLY SPORTS makes a noise with this quiet riot of the hottest stories in the world of sports, including:

* French San Antonio Spurs guard Tony Parker's action during the NBA Finals, and his lack of action with fiancée, Golden Globe nominated actress Eva Longoria, of ABC's "Desperate Housewives".

* The gold grill, diamond earrings, bleach blonde Mohawk, loudmouth and eerie resemblance to Wesley Snipes in "Demolition Man" of Cincinnati Bengals wide receiver Chad Johnson.

* Milwaukee Bucks small forward Ruben Patterson's failure to register as a convicted sex offender.

* Former Duke Lacrosse coach Mike Pressler and his team's ordeal involving a stripper's false accusations of rape.

* PGA golfing heavyweight John Daly's incident involving a knife fight with his wife, as well as his persistent man boobs.

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