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Fake Porn Sucks

See what 10 things couldn't escape the final dragnet in the last American Suck Countdown ever. The good news: from now on, nothing will ever suck again! Forget the top 10, we're scraping the bottom of the barrel to bring you the worst of the worst with American Suck Countdown.

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  • Added: 06/08/2007
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American Suck Countdown

This week in Suck - limit 10.

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Jolee

Jolee

I love the ending
Poltroon

Poltroon

Oh, no no no. Something still sucks alright. It's Heavy dot com. Sucks the sweat right off L Ron Hubbard's balls. Why'd ya do it, you miserable douchebaskets?
PeePeeHead

PeePeeHead

uhg. is it a joke? is it really over?
Kryosix

Kryosix

You really need to rethink the cancellation of this program, Other than Jimmy Chow and maybe the Daily Suture there's nothing else of interest to watch on this website. One less excuse in a shrinking list of them to come to Heavy.com...
KFJimmyChow

KFJimmyChow

I still love me that Jimmy Chow, but seriously, THIS show is the only thing remotely political (and not STUPID REMOTE BULLSHIT POLITICAL) on the SITE! Why are you cutting that? So you can put on more bullshit fake porn (that you're making fun of HERE on THIS SHOW!). What the hell is wrong with you guys? Shouldn't at least 10 percent of your programming be better than a girl rubbing her clothed self in front of a handycam?
Wayward780

Wayward780

Stastistics say that if I don't like something I'll tell at least 9 other people. Count on it. I'm telling at least 9 other people how much Heavy sucks rare giant ballsack and rare tiny anus for cancelling this show.
awesomeo

awesomeo

Dude, this is bullshit! Now all that's left on Heavy is the wannabe-porn skinny prissy chicks. Congrats Heavy, you've cut down the time I spend here from 20 minutes to 30 seconds. Well done.
PeePeeHead

PeePeeHead

f*ck that. seriously, i only got an account so I could b*tch. why the h*ll would you end this show? this is the only reason I came to this site.
oswald

oswald

noooooo, what?? NOOOOOOOOO!!
KFJimmyChow

KFJimmyChow

Is this really gone? That SUCKS.