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KENSINGTON REPORT: Are Babies Controlled by Aliens?

A cure for cancer? Of course not, that's boring. The world's top scientists are now hard at work at cracking one of nature's most persistent mysteries: why are babies so irritating? One school of thought claims that they are controlled by aliens, as a way to distract humans and coax them into averting their attention downward, making them particularly vulnerable to a surprise invasion from above. For all they know, babies may even have chips in their head or something. Jackie Briggs reports.

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The Kensington Report

Because American news is for wankers.

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noelle

noelle

this is so mean. funny! but mean
MattAv

MattAv

i knew there was something wrong with babies
AjaF

AjaF

the logic... IT TOTALLY MAKES SENSE
Hampton

Hampton

Colbert, move over!
brianohanrohanrohan

brianohanrohanrohan

WTF?! Another rip off clip of Chris Moris's 'The Day Today'. Am I missing something or is this series actually done by Chris Moris? I think some poor soul somewhere has spent a lot of time and money creating a shambolic mockery of an already existing outstanding series!! Shame... :(
CHUTAK

CHUTAK

Take me to your leader so i can poop.
sunday

sunday

Damn!!!! I thought that crying sh*t was a rouse!!! Damn babies!!!