Superficial Friends vs. Tyra Banks

At Hall of Anorexia, the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley) are at their indoor swimming pool, showing Space Monkey Seacrest how to wash their dirty thongs (some of which were bought on eBay). Their attention is turned to the Tyra Banks daytime talk show, where a fat, hungry Tyra Banks, dressed like the dwarf from Lord of the Rings, eats a cameraman. Mary-Kate (or maybe it's Ashley) makes the mistake of calling Tyra Banks a "fat a*s", which provokes her to crash the Hall of Anorexia as the superhero, "Fat A*s." Fed up with being called "Fat A*s" (even though that's the name of her superhero identity) and being compared to Naomi Campbell, she orders the Tyra Banks Show studio audience to attack the Superficial Friends. The super-skanks are eventually imprisoned in Tyra Banks' lair (which doubles as a chain eatery) and force-fed until they can relate with Tyra Banks about body image and the trials of living on semen and diet sodas. Lindsay Lohan obliquely blames Miramax head Harvey Weinstein for their plight, but, with the help of Space Monkey Seacrest, they escape, only to be confronted by the Incredible Hulk version of Tyra Banks, empowered by a box of a dozen donuts. With the help of a forced vomiting session, Tyra Banks reverts back to her former supermodel self, to the dismay of the View's Rosie O'Donnell.

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.