Superficial Friends vs. Neo-Hippie Downer Dude

The Superficial Friends (Nicole Richie, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen) are at a Jose Cuervo-sponsored frat toga party at the local college. The party is crashed by a tie-die wearing hippy, who sees Lohan and Hilton engage in a contest to see who has the more powerful vagina, and inadvertently takes a midget party-goer in the crotch. The action now moves to an after-party sponsored by female condom-maker Vaginal Sheath, which is once again crashed by the Downer (full name "Mr. Neo-Hippy Downer Dude"). After agreeing on the general lameness of his villain name, the s***s attack, only to have their vaginas plugged by condoms shot by the Downer. Helpless, they are about to be shot with the Chomsky-fier, a laser that turns anyone into MIT linguistics professor Noam Chomsky. Only Lohan's left implant can save them now!

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.