Superficial Friends vs. Jessica Simpson

It's a slow day at the Hall of Anorexia, so the Superficial Friends (Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, and the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley, with Space Monkey Seacrest) have a race to see who can generate negative publicity the fastest. Unfortunately, Lindsay Lohan's victorious Skyy vodka binge brings about the wrath of the redneck Simpson sisters, Jessica (dressed as Wonder Woman) and Ashlee (dressed as a nose-job nose). Jessica is armed with a John May-zer (boyfriend and singer/guitarist John Mayer) whose freeze ray prevents the Olsen twins from turning into Bob Saget. Vomit flies and boobs brawl until the Simpson's guardian angel, their father Joe, lifts them into Heaven, or at least Bobby Slim's helicopter.

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.