Superficial Friends & Britney vs. Hillary

It's morning in the Superficial Friends' skank chamber in the Hall of Anorexia, and Lindsay Lohan has just woken up with "funny man" Dane Cook. After flipping the girls "the shocker", Nicole Richie watches a tivo segment of herself on Pat O'Brien's gossip show "The Insider." She begins to vomit vicodin, due to her supernatural bulimia, when the broadcast is interrupted by CNN's Anderson Cooper, with news that Hillary Clinton is announcing her candidacy for president, running on an anti-heirhead ticket. Richie and the other s***s (Paris Hilton, and twins Mary-Kate and Ashely Olsen) decide Clinton must be thwarted, and call upon Britney Spears, who is able to remove panties with her mind. Boarding Brit's Meister Brau jet, the skanks, along with Britney's babies, to try and paint Clinton as a skank. Unfortunately, it is firecrotch fan Bill Clinton who ends up getting exposed, until the bald Britney turns her beaver ray on Hillary, thus ending her candidacy, and ensuring the Supersluts can continue being negative role models. Ultimately, Britney spurns membership in the Superficial Friends to drink tequila and marry Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.

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Superficial Friends

Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, the Olsen Twins and a whole lot of puke.