Zelda

Unlike most Nintendo themed raps, this one’s fairly hardcore. And Link is no longer a boy, but all man set out on a different type of quest, if you catch my drift.

You already know what the BIG story this week is, but there’s other stuff happening in the game world you may not be privy to just yet. Xbox developments, Sony let’s out some UMD P…

8-bit, 32-bit, it really doesn’t matter, sometimes game characters just need to talk to somebody. All that pressure to conquer and rack up high scores can be stressful, ya know.

Stop motion with paper takes us through the entire Zelda journey. I can’t think of a single Zelda game that wasn’t referenced, can you?

Link or should I say Links gets funky with a little help from Tingle, sporting his new Kanye West-inspired look.

Thumbs up for these kids for being somewhat productive and keeping out of trouble. But even more kudos to their sisters for playing the part of their girlfriends.

You know, a scorpion with eyeballs in its claws is kinda stupid. now that you point it out. Thanks for saving me $50 this Christmas!

It’s nice to know the sales people in Hyrule are just as annoying as they are at my local Best Buy.

Basically, if chickens could write fan fiction, this would be it.

Some Japanese guy with way too much time on his hands created this Zelda: Ocarina of Time can-can that very well may induce seizures. At the very least, it will burrow itself into …

Judging from the trailer, it’s nice to know that Link’s last hurrah on the Wii will not disappoint.

Cross Captain N The Game Master with a healthy dose of the Internet and you get a talking taco trying to help Princess Zelda. Seriously.

By the Tesla Orchestra to be exact. Just watching the clip makes the hairs on the back of my head stand up, so I want to be nowhere near the real thing.

We all see and hear different things, and this is for those who are reminded of the indoors music from Ocarina of Time when playing Portal. All three of you.

The stakes are high, as three virtual game ladies try to impress Tyra Banks and take the crown of gaming’s top princess. I’m predicting this ends with a cat fight.