WTF

Humanity is terrible and everyone should feel bad. Fetus theft is how far we’ve fallen. FETUS. THEFT. I hate you.

A Japanese man who strangely served up his genitals to a group of discerning foodies could be facing time for exposing his junk to the public.

“It’s just like going to Denny’s except instead of two scoops ice cream it’s two scoops of priest!” — priest to kids

Only in Iran. Who needs cherry bombs when you can throw homemade grenades out on the field?

Apparently KFC really is “finger lickin’ good” and people get REALLY upset when they’re denied their fried chicken. This man completely flew the coop.

Welcome to our petting zoo of taxidermy nightmares. These 20 creatures aren’t really the cuddly kind, in fact, these beasts are straight-up horrifying.

Romero says he only masturbated with the donkey, saving intercourse until Doodle was fully mature.

Flying coach looks a lot more appealing when first class is full of business men engaged in a full on circle jerk.

Prepare to be amazed, stupified, confused, and grossed out all at once!

Prepare thyself, the local bus is coming.

Caught off guard by seeing a woman pee on a carpet in a hotel ad? Here are the top 10 things you need to know about this unique ad campaign.

Talk about making a bad impression with the in-laws.

The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with topless trampoline coaches, the Steve Jobs hologram and R. Kelly telling deaf people to stop beating off.

“Science” has now discovered that dinosaurs died not because of some meteor hitting Earth, but because of their fabulous homosexual lifestyle.

It could have been a, er, cat-astrophe but Bob-bob refused to stay home when his owner went to Disney. He stowed away in his owner’s suitcase.