WTF

  1. Ever Wanted to Visit a Human Meat Butcher Shop? (Graphic Photos)

    I hear they have amazing “Tuna-Taint Specials” on Tuesdays.

    September 30, 2012
  2. New Ostrich Pillow Will Destroy Everyone’s Respect For You

    There’s absolutely nothing wrong with obscuring your vision when guarding your bags at the airport.

    September 30, 2012
  3. Why Does Pizza Hut Hate America?

    Pizza Hut is rolling out insane new items nearly everyday now, but they’re not available in the U.S. We’re digging into this cheese covered conspiracy.

    September 28, 2012
  4. Reddit Users Ask ‘What the Hell Did I Just Come Home To?!’ [PHOTOS]

    “Did I just come home to a threat of fruit castration?” You bet your ass you did! Reddit gets weird… as usual.

    September 27, 2012
  5. WATCH: Woman Pisses Self on NY Subway, Takes ‘Shower’ with Gallon Jug

    You never know what you’ll see on the subway. If you’re lucky you won’t see this.

    September 25, 2012
  6. Pregnant Wife Murdered by Husband & In-Laws to Get Rid of Evil Spirits

    The dangers of fundamentalism: You might murder your pregnant wife because you’re convinced she’s possessed by evil spirits.

    September 24, 2012
  7. Greece Arrests Pastafarian for Blasphemy after he Mocked a Monk on Fac…

    So apparently blasphemy is somehow illegal in Greece and something you can get arrested for. But is it only for against Christianity or can you be thrown in jail for mocking Zeus a…

    September 24, 2012
  8. So Soft … Man Caught Having Sex with Sofa in Public

    Wisconsin sofas beware, there’s a cushion-phile out there.

    September 24, 2012
  9. Tiger Jumper David Villalobos: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    David Villalobos was an unknown 25-year-old New York City real estate agent until Friday, when he jumped from a Bronx Zoo monorail into a tiger enclosure.

    September 22, 2012
  10. Tiger Eats Off Man’s Foot at Bronx Zoo after Moron Climbs in Den

    Do not climb in with the tigers. They will eat parts of your body.

    September 21, 2012
  11. See Photos of the World’s Longest Snake! (New Guinness World Record)

    The 2013 edition of Guinness World Records will feature this 25-ft. long monster that wants to eat the s*** out of you.

    September 21, 2012
  12. The 20 Worst IDs and Licenses Ever

    The 20 Worst IDs and Licenses Ever. We’re not kidding around, things get pretty bad. You’ve been warned.

    September 21, 2012