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Perfect for giving your tree that sexy, yet classy pornographic touch it was always missing.

Is Anne training for the “Basic Instinct” remake?

Slightly more phallic than the Eiffel Tower yet slightly less “braggy” than Big Ben. (Heyoooooo!)

This is slightly less weird than the time that Lady Gaga claimed to have “taken a ride on President Lincoln’s Bologna Pony.”

An aspiring porn star and her “husband/father” allegedly sold sex tapes of the daughter and her lesbian ex. And this was in Connecticut, not Alabama.

It’s the key to a happy home and a successful business: Breastfeed your monkeys.

The Internet was another gold mine of comedy this week with hot girls falling down, a redneck kid rapping about John Cena and a cat going full Charlie Sheen.

Fans of The Wire and standup comedy will love this video

And you can buy the jar for $25,000.

Crazy people have been predicting the apocalypse since forever. Lucky for us it keeps on not happening.

It’s offical: Psy’s “Gangnam Style” has infiltrated the geriatric music demographic of America.

You don’t need to be an old house-bound spinster to enjoy these clips — and we promise not to ask for money.

Sometimes shoving a duck into a chicken into a turkey just isn’t enough. This post honors those who go above and beyond.