WTF

Men marrying cats, women marrying dolphins, people marrying game characters. Love is a strange thing and people will marry anything or anyone, even themselves.

Finding a new roommate on Craigslist?!?! What could possibly go wrong!

Tough news for people pulling for the leftover Chinese food and Subway water flavors.

Local cops call this the worst case of animal cruelty they have ever seen.

Cats always land on their feet… even if they’ve only got two of them.

Okay, maybe it wasn’t the same Florida man and maybe it wasn’t all at once, but still, Florida has some pretty messed up individuals.

Nothing says true love and 100% lack of intelligence at the same time like a face tattoo of your lover’s name.

This pampered pop star has a flair for diet foods and pink pubes.

And the snake never ate him, even when he was a bite-size baby. l

Somebody auto-tune this guy right now.

He suggests you eat his wife with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

Pop sensation Ke$ha paired with quotes from Marxism philosopher Slavoj Žižek?! Tumblr officially needs an intervention.

It’s PANDA-monium in this article! (I promise that is the first and last time I will ever use that pun. Sorry).

France edges ahead of America in the race for most-ridiculous gun-related accidents.

Teddy bears aren’t so cuddly when they’re trying to eat your face off.