We’ve sifted through the rubble of this week’s comedy videos to pick out only the purest comedy nuggets for your enjoyment. Diablo III demonstrates her seduction techniques, hermit crabs rave their shells off, and a slinky goes on an epic quest.

Every summer, (or at least since the early ’90s) the hermit crabs migrate to dry land where they trip face to techno music.

Maybe it’s the dramatic music, maybe it’s the slinky’s never dying spirit, but there’s got to be something that society can learn from this.

Slingshot mad man, Jörg Sprave shares with us his latest creation of destruction. It’s not a slingshot, but a type of homemade chainsaw consisting of eight steak knives. This thing looks ruthless…

I thought that I at least had a general idea of how energy drinks were made. I was wrong, oh so very, very wrong…

This is your brain. This is your brain on propane. You’ve been warned, I’ll tell you what.

Pizza Hut’s got a message for the world: “F U, you’ll eat what we tell you to and you’ll come back asking for seconds!” Eat this pizza and your stomach may just file a restraining order against you.