This week’s Worst of Netflix runs through a lightning round of movies so horrible even our intrepid reviewer couldn’t finish them.

This week’s Worst of Netflix is Superstarlet A.D., the movie that is like Mad Max meets Bettie Page, and it’s somehow not awesome.

This week’s Worst of Netflix tackles Bad Girls From Mars, a movie that at least gets the Bad part right.

This week’s Worst of Netflix tackles Taintlight, a Twilight parody so bad that the IMDB refuses to admit it exists.

This week’s Worst of Netflix features Bai Ling’s worst movie, but only because she got cut out of Revenge of the Sith.

This week’s Worst of Netflix tackles Gymkata, a martial arts movie so amazing that we had to put animations in the article to show you how crazy it is.

This week’s Worst of Neftlix: a Korean action movie so confusing they explain it three times, and it still doesn’t help. D-War.

This week’s Worst of Netflix tackles Bachelor Party In The Bungalow Of The Damned, a Troma disaster starring a bunch of daytime strippers.

This week’s Worst of Netflix is a special pre-Comic-Con edition featuring a superhero movie that makes Batman and Robin look good.

It’s no surprise that I have a fascination with terrible movies even when I’m not getting paid to write about them, which is probably why I’ve seen The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift eight times. This is worse.