Wii

You know, a scorpion with eyeballs in its claws is kinda stupid. now that you point it out. Thanks for saving me $50 this Christmas!

It’s back to school season, and you know what that means – a massive dose of new games to immediately distract you from your studies.

For you Kirby diehards out there… and I know there’s a few… the long-awaited proper installment of Dreamland is finally here!

It’s sequel city this week, as fans of football, shooting stuff and sexy vampires get a much needed brand new dose of medicine.

This week, three favorites make a return with some modern day flourishes. It’s all about being online, in high definition and in three dimensions.

Apparently it took the creator of this video a year to make. Time well spent or wasted? No more than actually mastering this particular song in the actual game.

The old school costumes are back and Wolverine and crew look in top form in the new trailer for X-Men Destiny. The mutant power is back in action on September 27th.

This week is all about blasting zombies, delivering flaming uppercuts, and… getting in shape?

Judging from the trailer, it’s nice to know that Link’s last hurrah on the Wii will not disappoint.

We all see and hear different things, and this is for those who are reminded of the indoors music from Ocarina of Time when playing Portal. All three of you.

At long last, L.A. Noire is finally here. Oh, and two other notable releases you may want to investigate in.

It’s another big week for releases, with something for fans of Team Fortress, Jack Sparrow, Wii Sports, and cheap-asses in general.

There’s been plenty of other takes, but none have ever featured a face-off against the dreaded Metrosexual Hipster gym leader or such an awesome IRL Pickachu.

This week’s a big one, especially for PS3 users, with some long awaited faces making some big returns.

Screw Wii Fit and all those other fitness training games. Why not go through what folks like Randy Couture & George St. Pierre do to get ready for the Octagon?