Weird News

They’re frickin’ dolphins with frickin’ knives and pistols attached to their frickin’ heads!

And you thought YOUR town had some crazy lawmakers…

And here you thought the news couldn’t get any weirder.

A class act in a wheelchair assaulted a pregnant woman at the Vancouver Metrotown Skytrain Station, punching her repeatedly in the face, head and stomach.

Is it a coincidence, or does it explain A LOT?

And you thought eyedrops were just for paranoid stoners…

These pigs were nowhere near a blanket.

To please the dead, we sometimes must disturb the living.

As if high school softball coaches weren’t creepy enough…

They’re coming this summer!

Fried hamster? Wonder how that tastes with a side of fries.

This baby’s birth story trumps your birth story.

Snipers and birth control for rats? Governments have funny ways to deal with the world’s ‘biggest’ pests.

A morgue worker in Quebec City has been fired for taking, and amassing, a large collection of photos of dead women and children.

Usually while walking along the beach, you expect to find seashells – not the decaying carcass of some unidentified sea beast.