Weird News

Prison cat, pri-son cat, what are they feeding you? Priiiison cat …. yes, it is 2013 and I still remember the words to Smelly Cat. I’m not proud.

He didn’t even get to drink it.

The stripper was trying to perform a tricky dance move, but it didn’t go exactly as she planned.

WTF is in the water in Florida?

Craigslist sperm donor William Marotta got more than he bargained for after a “home insemination” rendered his contract null and void.

Who goes to porn stores anymore, anyway? Dude, it’s called the Internet.

A Japanese porn star got 100 bottles of semen from her Twitter followers. Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.

A portrait of Snoop with only ganja? Fo shizzle.

Dutch police are investigating the death of a Skydiver whose body was lay for days in a field after no one seemed to miss him — not even the skydiving club.

In Russia, a bunch of cows on top of a truck trip over on the road. And the cows get back up again as if nothing happened.

Is it ever too soon for Jesus?

In a wild escape worthy of a Hollywood script, they squeezed out a 15 inch window and dangled 15 stories to freedom. They’re considered armed and dangerous.

San Antonio native Rene Cantu has found Jesus on a Tortilla, and for him life will never be the same.

Basse Andersen of Norway is the Most Easily Scared Person in the World, and there’s finally enough video to show the world. Marvel at this champion of panic.

This may be the worlds first death by “Gangnam Style.”