Weird News

  1. Transit Escalators Clogged with Insane Amounts of Human Turd

    There’s so much crap in some escalators that they had to call haz-mat.

    July 27, 2012
  2. 248 Human Embryos Discovered Dumped in Russia—WARNING GRAPHIC PHOTOS

    A man on a remote fishing trip stumbled upon large blue canisters filled with a shocking discovery: 248 human embryos.

    July 24, 2012
  3. Florida Puppeteer Perv Planned to Cook & Eat Kids: Feds

    Agents say Brown bragged online about his fantasies of raping, cooking and eating toddlers.

    July 24, 2012
  4. 60-Foot Belly Flopper Nearly Kills Self Trying to Impress Girls: A Story of Manhood

    A British man jumped off a 60-foot wooden platform into five feet of water in order to try to impress some girls, nearly killing himself and landing in a belly flop.

    July 23, 2012
  5. Panhandler Made $60,000 Last Year — Why Work?

    An Oklahoma City Panhandler says he made $60,000 last year panhandling. I wonder how funny his sign was…

    July 23, 2012
  6. Rights & Wrongs of Dongs: A Legal Guide to Today’s Penis News

    It can be pretty hard to know where it’s legal for your penis to be these days. Well, heavy.com is here to help!

    July 19, 2012
  7. Felon Shoots Self in Genitals With Gun He Was Trying to Sell

    Poor Tavares Donnell Colbert. All the convicted drug dealer wanted to do was sell a gun illegally for a quick profit. Instead he got a lap of bloody genitals.

    July 18, 2012
  8. Triplets Born 4 Years Apart in Medical WTF Miracle

    When you keep triplets in a freezer, you dont’ have to have them all at once.

    July 18, 2012
  9. Samaritan Rips Bicep Catching Autistic Girl Who Fell 3 Stories

    7-year-old Keyla was saved by a Samaritan bus driver who injured himself catching her fall. Keyla’s mom blabbed something about being a good mom.

    July 17, 2012
  10. Killer Chose Victim with the Biggest Head

    The victim was unlucky enough to have the largest noggin in his group.

    July 16, 2012
  11. Who Wouldn’t Want a Porn Star for an EMT? Shame on You, Roanoke

    The backwoods Puritans who run Roanoke County Virginia are up in a bunch over ex porn star Harmony Rose, a volunteer EMT. She’s the only sane one in the bunch.

    July 16, 2012
  12. Husband Screws 22-Year-Old, Wife Puts It on For Sale Sign

    A Beaverton, Oregon, couple are deciding to split after the husband was found to be cheating on his wife. Not a unique story to say the least, but they’ve decided to use his infide…

    July 16, 2012
  13. Otter Bites Triathlete 25 Times, Reminds Us Why Exercise is Bad

    An insane otter bit a Minnesota triathlete woman 25 times in a bizarre lake attack. It goes to show that exercise is dangerous and should be avoided.

    July 15, 2012
  14. 3-Year-Old Boy Shoots Dad Dead … Discuss

    Share your thoughts on this shocking tragedy in Indiana.

    July 14, 2012
  15. China Man Gets Arm Stuck in Toilet & Is Smashed Out by Giant Chisel

    Who hasn’t gotten their arm stuck in a toilet hole?

    July 13, 2012