Weird News

Todd Bentley, the craziest preacher since ever, wants to tour his craziness around the UK this month. The UK wants him banned from the country before he even sets foot in it.

You ever fight in an Olympic Judo match? You ever fight in an Olympic Judo match on weeeeeeeeeed?

A respected doctor and professor at Mt. Sinai hospital allegedly used his scientific mind to devise an ingenius upskirt strategy.

Only in Arkansas, right? You can’t make this stuff up.

A Vermont farmer busted for weed possession got his revenge monster-truck-style.

It’s “the responsible coffee company with an irresponsible product.”

Kenny Powers wasn’t involved, but Florida Minor League baseball is pretty effed up in real life.

Kinky Kansans Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, get really turned on by low prices.

Ancient Olympians didn’t need high-tech steroids. They were hardcore.

A Spirit Airlines passenger was kicked off a flight when he angrily refused to pull up his saggy jeans.

Four pairs of women’s badminton players from China, South Korea and Indonesia are charged with “not using one’s best efforts to win a match.”

An alleged Kiwi kingpin was in court because his mother-in-law died when a buttload of condom-wrapped coke burst in her belly.

Doctors in South Florida are preparing for an absurdly complex operation that will create a Frankenstein penis for a teen who lost his original one in a shotgun accident.

A teen with Tourette syndrome was beaten unconscious after involuntarily Heil-ing Hitler on the subway.

Score one for the NRA.