Weird News

A kid killed a guy with a freaking javelin. It was an accident, but that’s still freaking brutal.

Who needs Bingo night when you’ve got a trunk full of the Chronic?

The croc wanted a piece of that ass.

Breaking your toes for a medal? It’s a scary practice called “boosting” that is the dirty secret of the Paralympic Games.

Desert freaks, insane sculptures and more debauchery than ancient Rome — it’s time for Burning Man. Get the lowdown on surviving this outlandish rock ‘n’ roll party.

Classic Canada…

Heavy is coming at you with the third installment of The 20 Worst Mugshots. I apologize in advance to your eyes.

If you’re running out of mayoral campaign funds the only logical thing to do is sell pot to a cop. They get to relax and you get more commercial time.

“I’m pleased to see that boxing is reaching newer and younger demographics”– Don King

If your dogs ever complain that you’re a bad parent, tell them about this guy.

Israeli scientists invent a straw to be used at night clubs and bars that detects date rape drugs inside of drinks. “Goddammit!” said Ben Roethlisberger.

If you have to kill your elderly neighbor, might as well give him one last thrill.

Russia is banning pussy riots and sex dolls? What’s next, outlawing dancing? Kevin Bacon, Russia needs you!

No one ever told us how to use those cups. This will blow your mind.

China’s overcrowded beaches have spawned a new piece of face fashion, The Face-Kini, and it’s the most terrifying sun protectant ever.