Weird News

  1. Company Plans New Crematorium Right Next to Nazi Death Camp

    And the insensitivity award goes to …

    September 5, 2012
  2. Kitten Rides 100 Miles on Bumper with Face Inches from Pavement

    The cat hit the road — but luckily didn’t actually “hit the road.”

    September 5, 2012
  3. Bacteria-Infected Tampons Stolen by Bandits & Now on Sale in Stores (Don’t Buy Them)

    The Great Tampon Heist is no laughing matter. These tampons are on sale and not suitable for insertion.

    September 5, 2012
  4. Man Who Waterboarded Girlfriend with Root Beer Gets Life Sentence

    It’s a rare case of a soft drink used for cruel and unusual punishment.

    September 5, 2012
  5. Wasted Mice Prove Binge Drinking Causes Panic Attacks

    New study of plastered mice shows alcohol can lead to PTSD. I’d be stressed too if giants in white coats force-fed me alcohol.

    September 4, 2012
  6. Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis

    A Turkey rape victim could teach lawmakers a thing or two about deterrence.

    September 3, 2012
  7. Mayor Trampled to Death By Stud Donkey

    When will Congress finally do something about the rampant donkey violence plaguing this nation?

    August 30, 2012
  8. Hitler Sells Skinny Jeans & T-Shirts in India

    A new clothing store in India is named after Adolph Hitler. The owner is like, “What?”

    August 30, 2012
  9. Wheel Clamp Man, Australia’s Real Life Superhero

    He wasn’t the hero traffic violators wanted, but he was the hero that they needed.

    August 29, 2012
  10. Cops: Drunk Guy Killed 70,000 Chickens in One Weekend

    And this is why we don’t get drunk with chickens anymore.

    August 29, 2012
  11. Elvis’ Sh*t-Stained Underwear Goes Up For Auction

    It’s as close as you’ll get to The King’s peanut butter and banana.

    August 28, 2012
  12. Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Tic Tacs Wrong Your Whole Life

    You’ve been eating Tic Tacs wrong your whole freaking life. Prepare yourself to feel like an idiot.

    August 28, 2012
  13. Human Brains, Hearts, Lungs Found in Auctioned Storage Unit

    It’s always a gamble when you bid on a storage locker, but this unlucky buyer hit the most disgusting jackpot of all time.

    August 28, 2012
  14. Man Sues Cops For Yanking Out Mom’s Dildos

    Nothing like coming home from a hard day’s being falsely arrested to a house full of mom’s dildos.

    August 28, 2012