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60-Foot Belly Flopper Nearly Kills Self Trying to Impress Girls: A Sto…
A British man jumped off a 60-foot wooden platform into five feet of water in order to try to impress some girls, nearly killing himself and landing in a belly flop.
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July 23, 2012CommentPanhandler Made $60,000 Last Year — Why Work?
An Oklahoma City Panhandler says he made $60,000 last year panhandling. I wonder how funny his sign was…
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July 23, 2012Rights & Wrongs of Dongs: A Legal Guide to Today’s Penis News
It can be pretty hard to know where it’s legal for your penis to be these days. Well, heavy.com is here to help!
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July 19, 2012Felon Shoots Self in Genitals With Gun He Was Trying to Sell
Poor Tavares Donnell Colbert. All the convicted drug dealer wanted to do was sell a gun illegally for a quick profit. Instead he got a lap of bloody genitals.
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July 18, 2012Triplets Born 4 Years Apart in Medical WTF Miracle
When you keep triplets in a freezer, you dont’ have to have them all at once.
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July 18, 2012Samaritan Rips Bicep Catching Autistic Girl Who Fell 3 Stories
7-year-old Keyla was saved by a Samaritan bus driver who injured himself catching her fall. Keyla’s mom blabbed something about being a good mom.
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July 17, 2012Killer Chose Victim with the Biggest Head
The victim was unlucky enough to have the largest noggin in his group.
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July 16, 2012Who Wouldn’t Want a Porn Star for an EMT? Shame on You, Roanoke
The backwoods Puritans who run Roanoke County Virginia are up in a bunch over ex porn star Harmony Rose, a volunteer EMT. She’s the only sane one in the bunch.
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July 16, 2012Husband Screws 22-Year-Old, Wife Puts It on For Sale Sign
A Beaverton, Oregon, couple are deciding to split after the husband was found to be cheating on his wife. Not a unique story to say the least, but they’ve decided to use his infide…
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July 16, 2012Otter Bites Triathlete 25 Times, Reminds Us Why Exercise is Bad
An insane otter bit a Minnesota triathlete woman 25 times in a bizarre lake attack. It goes to show that exercise is dangerous and should be avoided.
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July 15, 20123-Year-Old Boy Shoots Dad Dead … Discuss
Share your thoughts on this shocking tragedy in Indiana.
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July 14, 2012China Man Gets Arm Stuck in Toilet & Is Smashed Out by Giant Chisel
Who hasn’t gotten their arm stuck in a toilet hole?
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July 13, 2012Man Live Blogs His Suicide on Facebook from Bangkok
Cops say the man emailed his boss to resign 30 minutes before the suicide.
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July 12, 2012World’s Fattest Woman Has Sex 7 Times a Day
Even the world’s fattest woman has more sex than you. But don’t worry, she’s having more sex than most people.
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July 12, 2012West Virginia Sicko Who Chained Wife for 10 Years Deserves Taste of Ow…
A West Virginia farmer who allegedly chained his wife for 10 years was busted after the wife escaped while he was returning a roto-tiller.
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July 11, 2012