Weird News

Only in Arkansas, right? You can’t make this stuff up.

A Vermont farmer busted for weed possession got his revenge monster-truck-style.

It’s “the responsible coffee company with an irresponsible product.”

Kenny Powers wasn’t involved, but Florida Minor League baseball is pretty effed up in real life.

Kinky Kansans Julian Call, 22, and Tina Gianakon, 35, get really turned on by low prices.

Ancient Olympians didn’t need high-tech steroids. They were hardcore.

A Spirit Airlines passenger was kicked off a flight when he angrily refused to pull up his saggy jeans.

Four pairs of women’s badminton players from China, South Korea and Indonesia are charged with “not using one’s best efforts to win a match.”

An alleged Kiwi kingpin was in court because his mother-in-law died when a buttload of condom-wrapped coke burst in her belly.

Doctors in South Florida are preparing for an absurdly complex operation that will create a Frankenstein penis for a teen who lost his original one in a shotgun accident.

A teen with Tourette syndrome was beaten unconscious after involuntarily Heil-ing Hitler on the subway.

Score one for the NRA.

There’s so much crap in some escalators that they had to call haz-mat.

A man on a remote fishing trip stumbled upon large blue canisters filled with a shocking discovery: 248 human embryos.

Agents say Brown bragged online about his fantasies of raping, cooking and eating toddlers.