Weird News

Breaking your toes for a medal? It’s a scary practice called “boosting” that is the dirty secret of the Paralympic Games.

Desert freaks, insane sculptures and more debauchery than ancient Rome — it’s time for Burning Man. Get the lowdown on surviving this outlandish rock ‘n’ roll party.

Classic Canada…

Heavy is coming at you with the third installment of The 20 Worst Mugshots. I apologize in advance to your eyes.

If you’re running out of mayoral campaign funds the only logical thing to do is sell pot to a cop. They get to relax and you get more commercial time.

“I’m pleased to see that boxing is reaching newer and younger demographics”– Don King

If your dogs ever complain that you’re a bad parent, tell them about this guy.

Israeli scientists invent a straw to be used at night clubs and bars that detects date rape drugs inside of drinks. “Goddammit!” said Ben Roethlisberger.

If you have to kill your elderly neighbor, might as well give him one last thrill.

Russia is banning pussy riots and sex dolls? What’s next, outlawing dancing? Kevin Bacon, Russia needs you!

No one ever told us how to use those cups. This will blow your mind.

China’s overcrowded beaches have spawned a new piece of face fashion, The Face-Kini, and it’s the most terrifying sun protectant ever.

A new app hitting the market, Normalize, will take your doctored Instagram pic and return it back to its original state. Anti-hipsters, Unite!

JLo’s $300 million butt, David Lee Roth’s $1 million sperm and other outrageous celeb insurance policies in a handy infographic.

He doesn’t look as badass as Breaking Bad’s Walter White, but then again this guy actually does make meth.