Weird News
Man Who Waterboarded Girlfriend with Root Beer Gets Life Sentence
It’s a rare case of a soft drink used for cruel and unusual punishment.
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September 5, 2012CommentWasted Mice Prove Binge Drinking Causes Panic Attacks
New study of plastered mice shows alcohol can lead to PTSD. I’d be stressed too if giants in white coats force-fed me alcohol.
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September 4, 2012Woman Decapitates Rapist Who Got Her Pregnant; Also Shoots His Penis
A Turkey rape victim could teach lawmakers a thing or two about deterrence.
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September 3, 2012Mayor Trampled to Death By Stud Donkey
When will Congress finally do something about the rampant donkey violence plaguing this nation?
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August 30, 2012Hitler Sells Skinny Jeans & T-Shirts in India
A new clothing store in India is named after Adolph Hitler. The owner is like, “What?”
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August 30, 2012Wheel Clamp Man, Australia’s Real Life Superhero
He wasn’t the hero traffic violators wanted, but he was the hero that they needed.
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August 29, 2012Cops: Drunk Guy Killed 70,000 Chickens in One Weekend
And this is why we don’t get drunk with chickens anymore.
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August 29, 2012Elvis’ Sh*t-Stained Underwear Goes Up For Auction
It’s as close as you’ll get to The King’s peanut butter and banana.
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August 28, 2012Mind-Blowing Proof You’ve Been Eating Tic Tacs Wrong Your Whole Life
You’ve been eating Tic Tacs wrong your whole freaking life. Prepare yourself to feel like an idiot.
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August 28, 2012Human Brains, Hearts, Lungs Found in Auctioned Storage Unit
It’s always a gamble when you bid on a storage locker, but this unlucky buyer hit the most disgusting jackpot of all time.
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August 28, 2012Man Sues Cops For Yanking Out Mom’s Dildos
Nothing like coming home from a hard day’s being falsely arrested to a house full of mom’s dildos.
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August 28, 2012‘Penis Chest’ Fish Have Genitals on Their Heads, Think Humans are Weir…
We look as weird to them as they do to us.
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August 27, 2012Death by Javelin: Kid Accidentally Kills Ref in Germany
A kid killed a guy with a freaking javelin. It was an accident, but that’s still freaking brutal.
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August 27, 2012Grandma Smuggled 2,000 Pounds of Weed to Keep Active in Old Age
Who needs Bingo night when you’ve got a trunk full of the Chronic?
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August 27, 2012Man Chomped by Crocodile While Taking Crap in River
The croc wanted a piece of that ass.
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August 25, 2012