Weird News

  1. Car Wash & Massage Parlor Offered Free Sex with Every 10th Wash

    Now we know why Malaysian men have the cleanest cars in the world.

    September 9, 2012
  2. Boy Sucked into Sewer by Flash Flood, Comes Out a Manhole

    The sewer is no place for a 14-year-old.

    September 9, 2012
  3. Gun-Toting Grandpa Shoots at Cat, Hits Granddaughter

    Seems like I remember this happening on an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies. Sometimes life just imitates art.

    September 8, 2012
  4. Philadelphia Plane Bomb Hoax: Idiots Getting Revenge Over Facebook Pho…

    Do you like your news full of national security threats, bombs, planes, and lude photos? Of course you do! This article will not disappoint!

    September 7, 2012
  5. 10 Insane Photos of Real Colombian Exorcisms

    Brother Hermes performs to up to 10 exorcisms a week. By the searing look of these images, he means business.

    September 7, 2012
  6. Robo Cheetah Can Outrun Usain Bolt – Military Funds War Machine

    Strap a machine gun on this thing and we’re just one step away from a robo apocalypse. Somebody call John Conor!

    September 7, 2012
  7. Woman Trains Cockatoo to Harass Ex-Hubby’s Girlfriend: ‘Whore! Whore! …

    BIRD: “Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore!” … Yeah, that could get pretty annoying after a while.

    September 7, 2012
  8. Doctor Kills Dog With Hammer & Screwdriver, Kills Himself With Bullet

    When killing himself he opted for a humane method.

    September 7, 2012
  9. Condom Maker Falsely Claims to be in Town of Condom Near F**k River

    The Original Condom Company is in Malaysia but pretends to be in the actual town of Condom, France.

    September 6, 2012
  10. Duke Dude Drives Girlfriend’s Car into Giant Sinkhole, Guarantees no S…

    First rule of dating: Do not drive her car into a hole.

    September 6, 2012
  11. 7-Year-Old Catches Bubonic Plague from Dead Squirrel’s Fleas

    A 7-year-old Denver girl narrowly escaped death after catching bubonic plague on a camping trip.

    September 5, 2012
  12. Suicide by Crocodile: Depressed Wife Jumps in Pit at Croc Farm

    She told her husband she was going to the doctor. Instead she jumped in a croc pit.

    September 5, 2012
  13. Company Plans New Crematorium Right Next to Nazi Death Camp

    And the insensitivity award goes to …

    September 5, 2012
  14. Kitten Rides 100 Miles on Bumper with Face Inches from Pavement

    The cat hit the road — but luckily didn’t actually “hit the road.”

    September 5, 2012
  15. Bacteria-Infected Tampons Stolen by Bandits & Now on Sale in Stores (D…

    The Great Tampon Heist is no laughing matter. These tampons are on sale and not suitable for insertion.

    September 5, 2012