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Car Wash & Massage Parlor Offered Free Sex with Every 10th Wash
Now we know why Malaysian men have the cleanest cars in the world.
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September 9, 2012CommentBoy Sucked into Sewer by Flash Flood, Comes Out a Manhole
The sewer is no place for a 14-year-old.
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September 9, 2012Gun-Toting Grandpa Shoots at Cat, Hits Granddaughter
Seems like I remember this happening on an episode of The Beverly Hillbillies. Sometimes life just imitates art.
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September 8, 2012Philadelphia Plane Bomb Hoax: Idiots Getting Revenge Over Facebook Pho…
Do you like your news full of national security threats, bombs, planes, and lude photos? Of course you do! This article will not disappoint!
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September 7, 201210 Insane Photos of Real Colombian Exorcisms
Brother Hermes performs to up to 10 exorcisms a week. By the searing look of these images, he means business.
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September 7, 2012Robo Cheetah Can Outrun Usain Bolt – Military Funds War Machine
Strap a machine gun on this thing and we’re just one step away from a robo apocalypse. Somebody call John Conor!
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September 7, 2012Woman Trains Cockatoo to Harass Ex-Hubby’s Girlfriend: ‘Whore! Whore! …
BIRD: “Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore! Whore!” … Yeah, that could get pretty annoying after a while.
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September 7, 2012Doctor Kills Dog With Hammer & Screwdriver, Kills Himself With Bullet
When killing himself he opted for a humane method.
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September 7, 2012Condom Maker Falsely Claims to be in Town of Condom Near F**k River
The Original Condom Company is in Malaysia but pretends to be in the actual town of Condom, France.
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September 6, 2012Duke Dude Drives Girlfriend’s Car into Giant Sinkhole, Guarantees no S…
First rule of dating: Do not drive her car into a hole.
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September 6, 20127-Year-Old Catches Bubonic Plague from Dead Squirrel’s Fleas
A 7-year-old Denver girl narrowly escaped death after catching bubonic plague on a camping trip.
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September 5, 2012Suicide by Crocodile: Depressed Wife Jumps in Pit at Croc Farm
She told her husband she was going to the doctor. Instead she jumped in a croc pit.
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September 5, 2012Company Plans New Crematorium Right Next to Nazi Death Camp
And the insensitivity award goes to …
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September 5, 2012Kitten Rides 100 Miles on Bumper with Face Inches from Pavement
The cat hit the road — but luckily didn’t actually “hit the road.”
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September 5, 2012Bacteria-Infected Tampons Stolen by Bandits & Now on Sale in Stores (D…
The Great Tampon Heist is no laughing matter. These tampons are on sale and not suitable for insertion.
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September 5, 2012