Weird News
Shark Rescues Man Lost At Sea for 15 Weeks
Jaws decided to be helpful for a change.
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September 17, 2012CommentAsian Men & Makeup: A Growing Trend
Does makeup and a good purse really mean success for Asian men?
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September 17, 2012Woman Pisses on Rug in Hotel Ad: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
Caught off guard by seeing a woman pee on a carpet in a hotel ad? Here are the top 10 things you need to know about this unique ad campaign.
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September 16, 2012Cops: Turkey Man Rapes Duck in Father-in-Law’s Bed
Talk about making a bad impression with the in-laws.
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September 16, 2012Tattooed-Eyeball Skull Face Freak Shoots Cop in Bathroom Ambush
It’s guys like this who give face tattoos a bad name.
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September 15, 2012Burglar or Zombie? Naked Attacker Gnaws on Woman’s Head
Richard Cimino Jr. of Pennsylvania is facing a slew of charges after leaping bloody and naked from a second story window and noshing on a woman’s head.
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September 14, 2012Cat Survives 10 Hours in Suitcase, Ends up in Disney World
It could have been a, er, cat-astrophe but Bob-bob refused to stay home when his owner went to Disney. He stowed away in his owner’s suitcase.
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September 13, 2012Skank Quack: I Did Not Kill Man By Injecting Silicone into His Penis t…
Do not try this at home. Do not try this at someone else’s home. Do not, under any circumstances, inject silicone in your dick.
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September 13, 2012Woman Alive After Trapped in Freezer for Five Days
A tornado is coming! Since we don’t have a storm cellar, the freezer will have to do.
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September 13, 2012JFK Workers Caught Selling Over 100,000 Stolen Nips
18 JFK Airport workers are accused of stealing over 100,000 mini-bottles of alcohol and selling them in underground market.
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September 12, 2012Half-Naked North Korean Man Drunkenly Floats to South Korea
Floating between warring countries while drunk and naked? Someone knows how to party.
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September 11, 2012Idiots and Tigers: Thailand Offers the Perfect Tourist Trap for Morons
Expect a follow up post of something along the lines of “20 Idiots Eaten by Tigers as Nature Intended.”
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September 10, 2012Teen Shoots Off Penis & 1 Testicle While Cleaning Gun
First rule of gun safety: Always aim the barrel AWAY from your junk.
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September 10, 2012Heads Up! London Cops Try to Match Severed Noggin to Headless Torso
Cops have a head, and they’ve got a torso. Let’s hope they’re from the same victim.
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September 10, 2012MMA Fighter Who Ripped Out Friend’s Heart While High on Mushrooms Plea…
Jarrod Wyatt removed Taylor Powell’s heart, tongue and face while the victim was alive.
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September 9, 2012