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  • Bloody Roadkill Shocks Customers at Chinese Restaurant

    Ever wonder what's in that "triple delight special"? Do you really want to know?

  • WATCH: Construction Workers Bury Chinese Woman Alive in Outrageous Video

  • Ferrari Leads Gun-Shooting Wedding Party Through Moscow

  • Scrotum-Chomping Woman Back in Court after Boyfriend Takes Her Back

  • 14-Year-Old Strangled Her Newborn & Stuffed Him in Shoebox

  • 220-Pound Teacher Gets His Ass Kicked by 6-Year-Old & Sues the City

    A 6-year-old "devil" kicked a ginormous teacher's ass and broke his ankle. Now the big baby is suing the city.

  • WTF! Doctors Find 4-Pound Hairball in Girl’s Stomach

  • Crazed Fan Bites Chunk Out of Danny Bonaduce’s Cheek

  • Texas Grade-School Teacher Admits Getting High on Meth Before Teaching

  • Tourette’s Makes Woman Say ‘Biscuit’ Thousands of Times a Day

  • Teen Fights for His Right to Wear Giant Hair Spikes at School

    This kid wants to keep spiking -- but his "Liberty" spikes are longer than 16 inches and the principal says no.

  • Stink Bomb: Terrorist Didn’t Change Explosive Underwear for Three Weeks

  • See a Black Bear Totally Chilling on a Couch at the Dump [Photos]

  • Hot Brazilian Virgin Auctions Off Airplane Sex for Charity

  • Iran News Site Duped by ‘Onion’: Reports Rural White Americans Prefer Ahmadinejad to Obama

  • $65 Million to Any Man Who Will Marry Lesbian Daughter

  • Hot Chick Has Quarter of Skull Removed and Stored in Stomach

  • Cops Bust Man for Shooting Load of Dish Soap into Girlfriend’s Pottymouth

  • 50 Cent Tweets 4-Step Guide on How to Quit Masturbating

  • Cat Shot through the Back with an Arrow Looks Remarkably Calm [PHOTOS]

    The cat looks remarkable calm for someone with an arrow running through his body.

  • Homeowner Greeted by Naked Homeless Woman Using His Shower

  • Woman Fakes Cancer to Raise Money for Boob Job

  • See Japan Kids Inject ‘Bagels’ into their Foreheads in Alien Fashion Trend

  • Beard Beer: Beer Brewed From Yeast of Unshaven Man

  • Women Caught Smuggling Cocaine in Weave at New York Airport

    I never thought to check there.

  • Man Loses Fingers in Freak Accident, Found in Trout Stomach

  • Holy Crap! America’s Got Talent Star Busts Ass, Sh*ts Pants

  • Soldier Shoots Buddy Dead While Trying to Cure His Hiccups

  • Frat Bro Almost Dies from Funneling Too Much Box Wine into his Ass

  • WATCH: Woman Pisses Self on NY Subway, Takes ‘Shower’ with Gallon Jug

    You never know what you'll see on the subway. If you're lucky you won't see this.