Twitter

  1. The Top Tweets of the Kanye/Kardashian Baby & the Apocalypse to Follow

    10 bucks says that baby has devil horns and speaks Latin. What I’m trying to say is, that baby is the devil.

    January 2, 2013
  2. Japanese Porn Star Collects Twitter’s Semen

    A Japanese porn star got 100 bottles of semen from her Twitter followers. Now that’s what I call a sticky situation.

    December 29, 2012
  3. ‘Whatever’ is, Like, Your Most Annoying Word of 2012, You Know?

    Read the most annoying words of 2012 — or, like, whatever?

    December 27, 2012
  4. Trending on Twitter in Turkey? ‘George Bush RIP’

    So apparently Tweeters in Turkey know something the doctors don’t.

    December 27, 2012
  5. WATCH: Sofia Vergara Sings Frosty the Snowman

    Sofia Vergara is exceptional in many many ways. Watching her sing Frosty the Snowman is a Christmas present to the world.

    December 22, 2012
  6. 20 Tweets from the Apocalypse!

    There’s still time to panic.

    December 21, 2012
  7. Twitter Suspends Account of Anonymous over Westboro Baptist Hacking

    The hacking protest group has been dealt a blow by Twitter. Will it retaliate.

    December 19, 2012
  8. 10 Examples of What a Modern ‘Seinfeld’ Would Look Like

    A Seinfeld where Twitter, Yelp and iPhones cause the breakdown of a relationship every week? Giddy up!

    December 10, 2012
  9. Ice-T Has Twitter Meltdown Over CoCo’s Hot Vegas Photos with Rapper

    Is this really how a guy who brags he used to be a pimp slaps his women around? On Twitter?

    December 9, 2012
  10. ‘Blood on Your Hands’: 20 Hate Tweets for Prank DJs Mel Greig & Michae…

    The 20 most vitriolic attacks against the DJs blamed for a tragic suicide.

    December 7, 2012
  11. The 10 Most Ridiculous Justin Bieber Grammy Snub Tweets

    The Beliebers declare war after their living idol is denied a Grammy nomination.

    December 6, 2012
  12. The Kate Middleton Royal Fetus Has a Twitter

    Of course the royal fetus would have a Twitter account! Why would this even be a surprise?!

    December 6, 2012
  13. Instagram Says F-You to Twitter, Kills Photo Integration

    Instagram photos now look like crap on Twitter and soon won’t show up at all as the Facebook-owned company seeks to keep customers on its own site.

    December 5, 2012
  14. The 15 Best Fake Twitter Accounts of 2012

    “Siri, find me a list of ferret riddles.” — @ZooeySiri

    December 4, 2012
  15. Rob Kardashian Splits from ‘Rita Whora’ — Tells Twitter She Banged 2…

    The male Kardashian has decided to rename his ex.

    December 3, 2012