Twitter

Every time a new way is invented for human to express themselves, people will find a way to cover it in boobs and dicks. Welcome to the club, Vine.

On National Cleavage Appreciation Day, breast owners and admirers alike celebrated the big event on Twitter. Check out the best home photos and commentary.

It’s like gifs with sound, only video.

You might follow Daniel Tosh, but these people are way funnier and deserve your retweets.

Justin Bieber is now the most followed person on Twitter, surpassing Lady Gaga by 7,000 followers. Yikes.

I didn’t think it was possible, but I love the Deadspin team slightly more.

If Tarantino were a female 20-something who likes Taylor Swift.

I think we can all agree with Twitter that Doctor Phil is a big-mouthed, bald hillbilly. That’s just a universal truth.

You could literally hear Brent Musberger’s erection through the TV screen.

The chilling tweets leading up to the tragic suicide of a rising star.

On the bright side, congress is still more popular than gonorrhea and North Korea. So …. things are lookin’ up.

The Lakers star is a tweeter.

I guess it is time to retire all those fake One Direction accounts I have been creating/curating…

Twitters value has gone up since Facebook went public last year.

“How do I send an email to my Facebook?” – Things we don’t want your grandmother saying in 2013.