Twitter

  1. 2 Chainz Busted for Weed by Cops Who Wanted a Photo with Him

    There’s a fine line between profiling and fan worship.

    February 15, 2013
  2. Tweets & Instagrams from the Carnival Cruise Ship Triumph Nightmare

    Blurring the line between a First World problem and First World debacle.

    February 14, 2013
  3. Twitter Goes into Overdrive for Mocking Valentine’s Day

    Just got the annual Valentine’s Day card from mom! #ForeverAlone

    February 14, 2013
  4. Bieber Rips Black Keys Drummer on Twitter over Grammy Dig

    This can only be settled with a Rockoff!

    February 12, 2013
  5. ‘Florida Man’ Goes on Shooting, Horse-Banging Rampage Over Hamburger

    Okay, maybe it wasn’t the same Florida man and maybe it wasn’t all at once, but still, Florida has some pretty messed up individuals.

    February 8, 2013
  6. Twitter’s Hard at Work Renaming Winter Storm Nemo

    Winter Storm Nemo? Twitter knows there’s got to be a better name than that.

    February 8, 2013
  7. #LesserFilms is the Funniest Thing on Twitter Today

    Star Treaties 3: Getting Along with the Sith. #LesserFilms takes movie nostalgia and mixes it with Twitter wit.

    February 7, 2013
  8. Twitter’s Vine App Gets a NC-17 Rating After Porn Fiasco

    Leave it to humans to turn an innocent app into a medium for sex.

    February 7, 2013
  9. 10 People Freaking Out About Snow-pocalypse 2013 on Twitter

    ACIDSNOWMAPOCALYPSEGEDDON-FEST OH13 IS UPON US!

    February 6, 2013
  10. Glenn Beck Calls Ron Paul ‘Newest Member of Westboro Baptist Church’

    Beck reacted to Paul’s crass tweet about the murder of Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle.

    February 6, 2013
  11. China Suspected in Cyber Attack on U.S. Department of Energy

    The department is the guardian of nuclear secrets.

    February 4, 2013
  12. #SuperBowlBlackout: the Best Tweets from the Super Bowl Blackout

    Fifty bucks says that Beyonce or Bane was behind last night’s Super Bowl blackout. #BlameBeyonce

    February 4, 2013
  13. Topless & Drug-Related Tweets Get High School Teacher in Trouble

    Is having a Twitter account too hot for a teacher?

    January 29, 2013
  14. Human Error Causes Porn Video to be Editor’s Pick on Vine App

    Someone at Vine or Twitter made a dildo video the top Editor’s Pick. Someone’s having a very bad day.

    January 28, 2013
  15. 20 Comedic Tweets About Gun Control: 10 Against, 10 For

    The against may be funnier, but the for makes some good points. Surely, we can solve this issue in 140 characters, right?

    January 27, 2013