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There’s a fine line between profiling and fan worship.

Blurring the line between a First World problem and First World debacle.

Just got the annual Valentine’s Day card from mom! #ForeverAlone

This can only be settled with a Rockoff!

Okay, maybe it wasn’t the same Florida man and maybe it wasn’t all at once, but still, Florida has some pretty messed up individuals.

Winter Storm Nemo? Twitter knows there’s got to be a better name than that.

Star Treaties 3: Getting Along with the Sith. #LesserFilms takes movie nostalgia and mixes it with Twitter wit.

Leave it to humans to turn an innocent app into a medium for sex.

ACIDSNOWMAPOCALYPSEGEDDON-FEST OH13 IS UPON US!

Beck reacted to Paul’s crass tweet about the murder of Navy SEAL sniper Chris Kyle.

The department is the guardian of nuclear secrets.

Fifty bucks says that Beyonce or Bane was behind last night’s Super Bowl blackout. #BlameBeyonce

Is having a Twitter account too hot for a teacher?

Someone at Vine or Twitter made a dildo video the top Editor’s Pick. Someone’s having a very bad day.

The against may be funnier, but the for makes some good points. Surely, we can solve this issue in 140 characters, right?