Twilight New Moon

  1. Full Release: Music

    Looking to do some last-minute Christmas shopping? Why not give the gift of music with some new releases from the recording industry’s top stars?

    December 21, 2009
  2. Midnight Is Vampire Time: New Moon Shatters Records

    Well, this should come as no surprise – The Twilight Saga: New Moon cleaned up at the box office like nobody’s business, with over $140 million raked in on opening weekend. Easily…

    November 23, 2009
  3. 5 Things That Make Me Proud To Be An American This Week

    Each and every week, I choose five things that make me happy to live in this sick sad country. This week I had to fight my way through hordes of vampire-crazed teenage girls to get…

    November 20, 2009
  4. Full Release: Movies

    Movie night! Time to drill a hole into the bottom of the popcorn bucket, drop your drawers and get a little loving from Hollywood! This week’s big news is Twilight: New Moon, which…

    November 20, 2009
  5. Team Edward Vs. Team Jacob: What Does America Think?

    In the history of great rivalries, North vs. South, fat vs. thin, Speidi vs. the world, none have approached the intensity and potential for violence as Team Edward vs. Team Jacob….

    November 19, 2009
  6. The Non-Idiot’s Guide To Twilight

    So here we are, on the eve of the release of the exciting new film that will redefine cinema for the next generation: THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON. I’d say that this is an intention…

    November 19, 2009
  7. Edward Cullen Has Every STD

    You know, this makes a lot of sense. Dude’s a million hears old and drinks blood every day. Do you know what kind of things live in blood? Nasty things.

    November 16, 2009
  8. Christian Serratos Gets Naked For PETA

    Okay, I’m kind of split on People for the Ethical Treatment Of Animals (you know, PETA) – on one hand, they’re responsible for some of the dumbest PR stunts in human history, with …

    November 10, 2009
  9. Put R-Patz On Your Crotch

    Twilight – this has got to stop. It’s just a Goddamn movie about vampires, not a new Bible. I mean, not yet – nobody really knows what that crazy Mormon is going to get up to next….

    November 1, 2009