1. ABC’s ‘Shark Tank’: Top 10 Worst Products Ever

    Mark Cuban couldn’t close the deal on Deron Williams but sure does know how to close the deal on a bunch of crappy products.

    November 6, 2012
  2. Local News Drones Get a Little Salty with Final Election Coverage

    We knew local news anchors were using a teleprompter, we just didn’t know they were all using the exact same one.

    November 6, 2012
  3. Hasidic or Hipster is Jimmy Kimmel’s Latest Quiz Craze

    Think you can guess the ethnic background of a guy named Yankee Schnitzel? Test your ethnic stereotype knowledge.

    November 2, 2012
  4. Steven Tyler Says F*ck on ‘Today’ & Thinks He’s on Different Show

    The well-worn Aerosmith front man was so disoriented he didn’t know what show he was on.

    November 2, 2012
  5. Apple’s Custom iPad is Sized to Match Your Wallet

    So the iPad Mini’s too small and the iPad is too big? Don’t worry Apple will get your money somehow… they always do.

    October 30, 2012
  6. Watch: Tom Hanks Performs Spoken Word Poem About ‘Full House’

    Tom Hanks has finally decided to give up that silly acting career for something more substantial – slam poetry.

    October 24, 2012
  7. Jimmy Savile was a Necrophiliac and a Pedophile Says BBC DJ Paul Gambaccini

    Jimmy Savile, the accused pedophile in the BBC scandal, has also been accused of being a necrophiliac by BBC DJ Paul Gambaccini.

    October 24, 2012
  8. Chevy Chase Yells N-Word During Rant on the Set of Community

    Chevy Chase plays a racist character on the TeeVee. He’s not racist in real life, just a tremendous dick.

    October 20, 2012
  9. Kate Gosselin Offered Nude TV Gig

    Why?! Why is she still a celebrity? How have we as a society allowed this to happen? Oh well, at least things are getting more interesting and more naked.

    October 20, 2012
  10. Lebanese Government Threatens to Sue Producers of ‘Homeland’

    Lebanon government officials are threatnening a lawsuit against the producers of the hit Showtime series Homeland.

    October 19, 2012
  11. WATCH: Brad Pitt’s New Cologne Ad is Beyond Weird

    Why is Brad Pitt making me suddenly question my sexuality?!

    October 19, 2012
  12. Computer Nerd Gets Served By Conan and Slash for His Foolish Ways

    Don’t even think about questioning Conan on the facts of his show’s web address, he’s got rock star power on his side which trumps computer nerd every time.

    October 17, 2012
  13. Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Says South Park Episode Wasn’t Funny

    Mama June’s got Honey Boo Boo on just about every show, but she’s not thrilled with how the tiara-wearing tot and her family were shown on South Park.

    October 16, 2012
  14. The 20 Awesomest Pieces of TMNT Fan Art

    The new Turtles movie has been pushed back to 2014 ( maybe Michael Bay overshot his explosion budget). Nevertheless, we’ve got the best TMNT fan art to tie you mutants over.

    October 15, 2012
  15. Kat Dennings: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    All the things you wanted to know but she wouldn’t tell you, because you aren’t cool enough.

    October 14, 2012