Trainwreck 100

The Wino has been God’s gift to celebrity stalkers in the last few years – never before have we had such a devastating combination of God-given talent and Satanic self-destruct…

Today’s celebrity trainwreck is the three Kardashian sisters, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney – those attention-hogging siblings who are all over the tabloids.

Jack Bauer has faced threats from all over the world, but only actor Kiefer Sutherland had the balls to drunkenly tackle a Christmas tree for looking at him funny.

After a career that peaked with a performance as Barney Rubble in a Flintstones movie, Stephen found Jesus. But not in the ordinary, cool way that most people find Jesus. Read more…

Today’s scumbag celebrity is Jesse James, all over the tabloids for ruining his perfect Hollywood marriage by dallying with some of the nastiest skanks ever seen.

Today’s inductee into the Trainwreck 100 is a legend in his own time who unfortunately turned into a legend in his own mind.

Tom Cruise is the man, gentle readers. Have you ever seen an actor go from America’s sweetheart to America’s crazy uncle in so little time?

Ladies and gentlemen, Gary Busey. The bizarre star made his starring debut as Buddy Holly in a 1978 biopic, but after a brief run in the 80s he became one of Hollywood’s most unusu…

Chris Brown, Chris Brown, Pumpkin Eater: had a girlfriend and had to beat her. And yet he acts like the victim.

Pamela Anderson: once the hottest woman walking the Earth, now a horrendous mish-mash of plastic surgery and bad ideas.

Today’s trainwreck is a rock dinosaur one step away from the tar pit. Chinese Democracy has spoken, and it’s W. Axl Rose.

America, meet Jasmine Lennard. The daughter of a shoe company overlord and a Bond girl, Jasmine was a trainwreck from Day One and just got worse.

Tyson’s accomplishments in the sport of boxing are amazing – and that’s why it’s so heartwrenching that he fell so far.

Even as he was trying to end the Bush dynasty, Edwards was starting one of his own by banging campaign worker Rielle Hunter.

Rush is the granddaddy of Republican talk radio, paving the way for the Glenn Becks of the world, and just for that he should earn our scorn.