You know you’re getting old when you’re disgusted by modern popular music, but let’s be fair here: the 00s had some of the most obnoxious, worthless music ever made rattling around.

It’s Halloween, and what goes better with absolutely ball-scaring terror than hot babes? Yes, horror and horniness make strange bedfellows, but some brave souls have dared to bridge the gap and mix the two. In this feature, I’ll spotlight the ten horror films that also made me randy. Let’s get it on!…

Sex – it’s awesome, right? If you don’t know the answer to that question for some horrible reason, the answer is “Right!” And what do we like almost as much as sex? Why, music, of course.

“He can’t satisfy you with his little worm / but I can bust you out with my super-sperm!” Big Bank Hank, “Rapper’s Delight” In what was arguably the song that started hip-hop.