Thanksgiving

  1. Halle Berry’s Ex Gets Ass Kicked by Her Fiance, Lands in Jail

    Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend and fiance get into a brawl.

    November 23, 2012
  2. Top 10 Black Friday Deals Worth Braving the Crowds For

    Weighing whether it’s worth fighting those ridiculous crowds? Allow us to help.

    November 22, 2012
  3. THANKSGIVING DAY HORROR: 2 Dead, 100 Hurt in 150-Car Pile-up

    Cops blame thick fog and excess speed for a disaster that has marred the holiday in southeast Texas.

    November 22, 2012
  4. The Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Evil

    Think Thanksgiving is all about family and turkey? Well, you thought wrong! Find out why it’s the devil’s favorite holiday.

    November 22, 2012
  5. The Walmart Strike: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know

    The employees of Walmart are on strike, just in time to screw the corporation over for Black Friday.

    November 22, 2012
  6. Top 10 Awesomest Turduckens

    Sometimes shoving a duck into a chicken into a turkey just isn’t enough. This post honors those who go above and beyond.

    November 21, 2012
  7. WATCH: 10 Shocking Videos of Black Friday Mob Violence

    It’s almost that time of year again, where people give thanks for their life’s blessings…and beat the hell out of each other for products.

    November 19, 2012
  8. The 20 Most Bizarre Parade Floats of All Time

    It’s all here, from a giant dog dong to Bill Clinton molesting the Statue of Liberty. Give people an audience and they will inevitably do something weird. Happy Thanksgiving!

    November 19, 2012
  9. The Top 10 Most Redneck Thanksgivings of All Time

    Take a turkey, a large family, some hillbillies, shove them into a trailer and you got yourself a redneck Thanksgiving!

    November 15, 2012
  10. KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time

    You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.

    November 13, 2012
  11. FAIL: 10 Turkey Cakes That Look Like D*cks

    Your drunk uncle isn’t going to be the only embarrassing thing at Thanksgiving this year.

    November 12, 2012
  12. WATCH: ‘It’s Thanksgiving’ From Rebecca Black’s Producer

    Did you hate “Friday” by Rebecca Black? Congratulations! I have another pile of the same stuff for you to suffer through. Enjoy!

    November 10, 2012
  13. Megyn Kelly’s Pepper Spray Turkey

    Fox News sweetheart, Megyn Kelly shows you how to cook up the perfect right-wing only turkey dinner with that extra special flavor kick that only pepper spray can provide.

    November 25, 2011
  14. When Turkeys Attack

    You’d think this lady was being hunted down by a velociraptor from the way she reacts to this “vicious” turkey.

    November 24, 2011
  15. The New Thanksgiving Parade Balloons

    This year’s Annual Thanksgiving Parade has a brand new line-up of giant balloons. Full of soon to be classics like the “gay turkeys” and “police brutality” balloons.

    November 24, 2011