Thanksgiving
Halle Berry’s Ex Gets Ass Kicked by Her Fiance, Lands in Jail
Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend and fiance get into a brawl.
entertainment
November 23, 2012CommentTop 10 Black Friday Deals Worth Braving the Crowds For
Weighing whether it’s worth fighting those ridiculous crowds? Allow us to help.
news
November 22, 2012THANKSGIVING DAY HORROR: 2 Dead, 100 Hurt in 150-Car Pile-up
Cops blame thick fog and excess speed for a disaster that has marred the holiday in southeast Texas.
news
November 22, 2012The Top 10 Reasons Thanksgiving is Evil
Think Thanksgiving is all about family and turkey? Well, you thought wrong! Find out why it’s the devil’s favorite holiday.
comedy
November 22, 2012The Walmart Strike: Top 10 Facts You Need to Know
The employees of Walmart are on strike, just in time to screw the corporation over for Black Friday.
news
November 22, 2012Top 10 Awesomest Turduckens
Sometimes shoving a duck into a chicken into a turkey just isn’t enough. This post honors those who go above and beyond.
comedy
November 21, 2012WATCH: 10 Shocking Videos of Black Friday Mob Violence
It’s almost that time of year again, where people give thanks for their life’s blessings…and beat the hell out of each other for products.
comedy
November 19, 2012The 20 Most Bizarre Parade Floats of All Time
It’s all here, from a giant dog dong to Bill Clinton molesting the Statue of Liberty. Give people an audience and they will inevitably do something weird. Happy Thanksgiving!
comedy
November 19, 2012The Top 10 Most Redneck Thanksgivings of All Time
Take a turkey, a large family, some hillbillies, shove them into a trailer and you got yourself a redneck Thanksgiving!
comedy
November 15, 2012KABOOM! The 9 Worst Deep-Fried Turkey Fails of All Time
You can have eyebrows or you can have turkey, but you can’t have both.
comedy
November 13, 2012FAIL: 10 Turkey Cakes That Look Like D*cks
Your drunk uncle isn’t going to be the only embarrassing thing at Thanksgiving this year.
comedy
November 12, 2012WATCH: ‘It’s Thanksgiving’ From Rebecca Black’s Producer
Did you hate “Friday” by Rebecca Black? Congratulations! I have another pile of the same stuff for you to suffer through. Enjoy!
comedy
November 10, 2012Megyn Kelly’s Pepper Spray Turkey
Fox News sweetheart, Megyn Kelly shows you how to cook up the perfect right-wing only turkey dinner with that extra special flavor kick that only pepper spray can provide.
comedy
November 25, 2011When Turkeys Attack
You’d think this lady was being hunted down by a velociraptor from the way she reacts to this “vicious” turkey.
comedy
November 24, 2011The New Thanksgiving Parade Balloons
This year’s Annual Thanksgiving Parade has a brand new line-up of giant balloons. Full of soon to be classics like the “gay turkeys” and “police brutality” balloons.
comedy
November 24, 2011