Terrorism

  1. Terror Babies: America’s Secret Scourge

    The big new issue spreading from the crazed lips of a bunch of rednecks with wild, vacant eyes and empty withered souls is terror babies.

    August 13, 2010
  2. Why Is Miss USA A Taliban Spy?

    The choice of Rima Fakih, a Lebanese-born immigrant, has stirred controversy as many Americans wonder whether her Islamic heritage might somehow spread to Donald Trump through thei…

    May 17, 2010
  3. Racist Political Ad Of The Day

    Dan Fanelli, running for congress in Florida, would like you to know that brown people are terrorists and should be treated as such. Thanks, Dan!

    May 10, 2010
  4. Why Is Times Square Evacuated?

    There’s a suspicious package in Times Square. Heavy is there for it’s opening, because the news is more valuable than our stupid lives.

    May 7, 2010