Tattoos

Rodrigo Fernando dos Santos got his eyeballs tattooed and now has a permanent Halloween costume. He’s also permanently unemployed.

Getting ink done can be addicting. Make sure it’s worth it by getting famous TV show icons plastered onto your body. Cowabunga dude!

She’s strong, tattooed, sexy and savvy, and her name is Christmas. ‘Nuff said. Meet NASCAR’s first female pit-crew member.

Fortunately for internet comedy, tattoo guns don’t come with built-in spell check.

Tat’s off for Drew — moving on from her wild child years to mature, Jewish family life.

Nothing says true love and 100% lack of intelligence at the same time like a face tattoo of your lover’s name.

But you should see Mark’s tattoo of Rex.

Hey, is that a tattoo or just the ugliest birthmark ever on your arm?

The One Direction boys hit the Shamrock Social Club to get some hot new ink. Check out the horrible decisions they can never take back.

We know that portrait tattoo is supposed to be your dead grandmother, but to the rest of us it looks like a reptilian space creature. Nana would be so disappointed.

It’s guys like this who give face tattoos a bad name.

This is worse than that time that the members of Kings of Leon got matching “We Make Good Music” tattoos.

He’re really, really sorry about the head butt. So he stuck your head on his leg.

Esteemed love psychic Jill Dahne predicts it’s the new trend: butt hole tattoos.

It seems that no matter how far we advance into the digital age, our bodies remain a place where we want to express ourselves. Meet three tattoo artists of differing styles. Vinny …