When Chuck Norris plays video games he doesn’t so much play them, as he does leave them a smoldering pile of ash. Things don’t really change when he tries his hand at Super Mario Kart. Poor, poor Yoshi.
I don’t remember reading in history class about Hitler challenging his team to a virtual reality game of Super Mario Kart, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen. Nothing takes out a Nazi quite like a spiny koopa shell.
And here we are, the calm before the storm. The holiday shopping season officially kicks off in just a few days. So I guess it’s just as well that the number of notable releases this week is a bit on the thin side.