Super Bowl Commercials

A car that burns up the undead? Nice. Now if only there was a way to make this happen to all those Twilight kids crowding the snack bar at the movie theater.

Crime fighting plants, poop-less babies, Lionel Ritchie jamming blenders, if only we had these things how much better the world would be. Step it up, science.

In the history of graduations, a min-fridge has never elicited hysterical excitement. A Chevy on the other hand is a different story. Poor little fella, is gonna be so bummed.

Note to self: when the inevitable apocalypse strikes, do not be driving a Ford.