Are you a big fan of ‘Duck Dynasty’ or ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’? Well, PBS hates you and wants you to know it.

The MTA announced today that they’ll be adding wi-fi and cell phone service to 30 subway stations.

A woman has been found dead on the train tracks at the Canal Street station in New York City.

With all the subway deaths that have been happening lately, it’s nice to hear about one that was actually avoided.

Horrified witnesses shouted at the 18-year-old victim, urging him not to cross the tracks when the train hit.

11 people have already died this year in subway accidents.

Another crime on the Subway in New York..

But what about all those inches we’ll never get back?

These definitely aren’t the first guys to want footlongs … heyo!

The latest in a rash of similar incidents — this one at the Bedford L Train stop — is perhaps the least bizarre of the bunch.

The latest subway-push victim managed to escape with her life.

The guy has a point–it’s not like it’s called “the five dollar almost footlong.”

The horror! Thousands of pantless New Yorkers took to the subways for the annual No Pants Subway Ride. Behold thy naked flesh!!!

Yet another person has died on the tracks of a New York City subway, this being the third in the last month.