Steroids
A-Rod Still Juicing? Documents Tie MLB Star to Steroids Clinic in 2012
A-Rod’s body has got more juice than a recess at a kindergarten.
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January 29, 2013CommentLance Armstrong’s Next Job: 10 Shady Careers That Fit His Resume
Lance Armstrong is out of work after getting caught with a few needles. Water under the bridge, as far as we’re concerned. Here are 10 jobs he could wind up doing next.
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January 15, 2013US Ambassador to Finland’s Christmas Card Kicks Major Ass
Man, our ambassadors are jacked! Who needs spies when your ambassadors’ biceps could choke out a moose?
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December 22, 2012NFL Player Claims Players are Using Viagra as Steroids
That probably explains why the Jets have a terrible run game.
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November 28, 2012Bonds, Clemens & Sosa Land on Hall of Fame Ballot
In baseball’s defense, it also finds baseball boring and this was the most exciting plot twist they could think of.
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November 28, 2012Roid Rage Massacre? Sgt. Charged in Afghan Bloodbath Was Juiced: Probe
The sergeant charged in the slaughter of 16 Afghan civilians was allegedly on steroids.
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November 7, 2012Why the San Francisco Giants Should Let Melky Cabrera Play in Series
In the so called “post-steroids” era of baseball, where PED’s are generally frowned upon by the commish, one of the Giant’s best players will not be in play come Tuesday evening. …
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October 24, 2012Nike Dumps Lance Armstrong; Fraud Steps Down as Livestrong Chairman
Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong has finally been dumped by sponsor Nike and is no longer chairman of his cancer charity, famous for those rubber yellow bracelets.
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October 17, 2012Roger Clemens Broken-Bat Attack Was Steroid Rage, Says Piazza’s Playma…
Remember when Roger Clemens hurled a broken bat toward Mike Piazza in the 2000 World Series? Roid Rage! According to Pizza’s hot Playmate wife.
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July 19, 2012Cyborg Santos’ Steroids Appeal Denied; Strikeforce Bout With Ronda R…
Former Strikeforce champion Cristiane “Cyborg” Santos was denied her appeal by the California State Athletic Commission on Monday and remains suspended until December. A successful…
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April 10, 2012Workout Report Card
If you’re like me, you first arrived at heavy.com expecting fashion tips on how to make a chubby teenaged girl’s body attractive when attached to the head of a man in his mid-twent…
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